Showing posts with label Red Shirt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Red Shirt. Show all posts

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Star Trek Cologne

Ever feel that you only exist as a nameless supporting character? Have all your friends died in lieu of someone who is more interesting then them? Do you seem to wear Red a lot?


You might be a Redshirt. Doomed to die in the most horrifying space-deaths possible and your only reward is a old country doctor telling your Captain that your dead, Jim.

Okay, you might not actually be a Redshirt, flying around on Space ships, enjoying Mr. Sulu sword-fight imaginary pirates naked, or enjoying the thrill of a transporter. But now you can smell like one. Did I saw smell? YES, I DID!!

Introducing RED SHIRT....



Cologne for the tragically doomed, yet plot significant.


RED SHIRT: Because Tomorrow May Never Come...