Sunday, August 29, 2010

Star Trek Cologne

Ever feel that you only exist as a nameless supporting character? Have all your friends died in lieu of someone who is more interesting then them? Do you seem to wear Red a lot?


You might be a Redshirt. Doomed to die in the most horrifying space-deaths possible and your only reward is a old country doctor telling your Captain that your dead, Jim.

Okay, you might not actually be a Redshirt, flying around on Space ships, enjoying Mr. Sulu sword-fight imaginary pirates naked, or enjoying the thrill of a transporter. But now you can smell like one. Did I saw smell? YES, I DID!!

Introducing RED SHIRT....



Cologne for the tragically doomed, yet plot significant.


RED SHIRT: Because Tomorrow May Never Come...

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