My second favorite cover

I've never had so much fun doing laundry!!

Star Trek Cologne

Ever feel that you only exist as a nameless supporting character? Have all your friends died in lieu of someone who is more interesting then them? Do you seem to wear Red a lot?


You might be a Redshirt. Doomed to die in the most horrifying space-deaths possible and your only reward is a old country doctor telling your Captain that your dead, Jim.

Okay, you might not actually be a Redshirt, flying around on Space ships, enjoying Mr. Sulu sword-fight imaginary pirates naked, or enjoying the thrill of a transporter. But now you can smell like one. Did I saw smell? YES, I DID!!

Introducing RED SHIRT....

Cologne for the tragically doomed, yet plot significant.


RED SHIRT: Because Tomorrow May Never Come...

Why Didn't I Think Of That!

Upon seeing this picture, I immediately smacked myself in the forehead.

Stuff of the Now! (No. 2 Comic)

The Robot Bartender

A man walks into a bar that has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics and the Hadron Collider, bio mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, etc.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool!" He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, etc.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's Your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

"So," the robot says, very slowly. "Have you already volunteered to help Sarah Palin's 2012 presidential campaign?"

My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down

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What makes the internet worth viewing.

This clean, crisp, aesthetic is what makes
The Big Caption more appealing than
a Motivational Poster site.
(Also, Motivational poster suck now)

The funniest thing I've seen all weekend

Right Here

Star Wars: ASCII extrapolated

Star Wars: ASCIImation in it's full glory

Star Wars ASCII

http://www.asciimation.co.nz/
This is one of my favorite things on the web. Someone had the devotion to remake the entirety of Star Wars in ASCII art and then string the images together as a silent, yet moving, video

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